Netaji ki date
Gangster: Netaaji, apni girlfriend ko date par kahaan le kar jayenge.
Netaji: Parliament House
Gangster: Accha, aur Shaadi ke baad honeymoon par ???
Netaji: Meri constituency KOSLI
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This actually happened today, where we were going to Delhi to meet a client at Delhi brder, the client was wasting for us at Rajokri Flyover. He asked our Netaji about his location…. Client: Netaji where are you? Netaji: Sir, I am at Shankar Chowk.. Client: Netaji, I can understand, you are definitely at Mehrauli Road Netaji: Sir!! Aap to blacklist mat karo And we were actually at Mehrauli Gurgaon Road. See, how much our clients likes Netaji and how popular our Netaji is Long live Netaji…
So, Our great great Corrupt Netaji, Shri Shri Mohit is now finally getting married in April. After a number of ashleel affairs.. All corrupt netas and bureaucrats invited …. Long live netaaji, Long live Bhabhiji, and Long live Corruption.. Jai Netaji.
NETAJI : An MBA just after passing his non medical steam. He is a sophesticated guy who wants to be the future prime minister of India. Well… we don’t know when he is going to be. It is rightly said that the many Indian Politicians are corrupt, but he wants to be the MOST CORRUPT POLITICIAN EVER. GANGSTER: He is an Engineer and MBA and a “Colleague†of Netaji in his regular ACTIVITIES. An Engineer - MBA who wanted to be a future CEO of a multicrore - multinational Company, but now working with netaji and having his own IT
So, our netaji is finally making matar panner for us today.... This was due from the last one year since his birthday last year.
Netaji Ka Hotel sey check out time 12:30 hain aur unhey abhi tak bus ka return ticket nahi mila hain. Tension mein hain wapis kaisey ayengey. Arey netaji aap tension kyun letey ho. Arey sansad phone karo helicopter apko leney aa jayega hi hi hi . Chalo tension nahi leney ka aa wapis jarur ayougey.. Chotey shakil ka wada hain.. Usney apko time sey wapis laney ki supari kha li hain
I have been to this place 2 years back and believe me at that time there was no better place to date with girlfriend. Now the number of malls in Gurgaon and Delhi have over taken the charm of this place. Actually our Netaji’s arjun ka rath jammed on the way when we were on the way to Gurgaon and fortunately it happened near to the famous Ansal’s Plaza. We went to Mc Donald’s over there and had our lunch waiting there for the mechanic.
This is what we call our Netaji’s Car. The white colored Daewoo Cielo which our Netaji bought for his election campaign. Now she’s old and needs to be replaced….
Our Netaji’ slogan at his election time would be : “Sir Aap Chinta mat karo bus†He he ha ha
Well our netaji are now fed up of selling the properties in the market and working upon commission. He has a new idea to become a real estate developer!! Now planning a project in Sec 57 and on the national highway, wishing him all the best for that…
With the launch of the Maruti Suzuki Swift’s Diesel Variant, Maruti is now on a move to start their plant in April, with the date of starting of the plant getting nearer, the real estate prices in IMT Manesar has started rising. Auto part manufactures, packaging machine, packaging material, lights and spare part manufacturers are now getting into IMT Manesar, the best Industrial area of Gurgaon according to me. I have done 4 deals in the last month of this area and I expect the prices to shoot up at least 5 times in the next 3 years.