Khulla Panga

Our Safari was parked on road near to Cyber City DLF Phase – III that’s too just infront of No Parking Board. And unfortunately towing van started towing the Car. First we got the phone that police is picking up our car, then again in five minute we got the second call that everything is settled. Actually the guy who took our car said that “mein to driver hun mantri ji ka”.

And wonderful just seeing the red light on dashboard, our car was out of towing van range.

Jai ho Neta ji ki.

So,

This actually happened today, where we were going to Delhi to meet a client at Delhi brder, the client was wasting for us at Rajokri Flyover. He asked our Netaji about his location….

Client: Netaji where are you?
Netaji: Sir, I am at Shankar Chowk..

Client: Netaji, I can understand, you are definitely at Mehrauli Road
Netaji: Sir!! Aap to blacklist mat karo

And we were actually at Mehrauli Gurgaon Road.
See, how much our clients likes Netaji and how popular our Netaji is

Long live Netaji…

So, our netaji is finally making matar panner for us today….

This was due from the last one year since his birthday last year.

Our Netaji’ slogan at his election time would be :

“Sir Aap Chinta mat karo bus”

He he ha ha

This is what we call our Netaji’s Car. The white colored Daewoo Cielo which our Netaji bought for his election campaign. Now she’s old and needs to be replaced….

Boss, you need to have real negotiation skills when you have to get the real estate deal done between a Punjabi and a Baniya . I’m a Baniya too but I now realized that how difficult it is to convince the baniya to sell the property. Me and Netaji got a deal done between these 2 parties sometime back. The property is at IMT Manesar in Gurgaon.

The seller is thinking that he is doing a favor on the buyer by giving the property and actually the position is the same with the buyer also. At the time of agreement, both had their own point of view and believe me, it took around 5 hours of hardcore negation to get the deal done. Thank God!!!

Gangster: Netaaji, apni girlfriend ko date par kahaan le kar jayenge….

Netaji: Parliament House …

Gangster: Accha, aur Shaadi ke baad honeymoon par ???

Netaji: Meri constituency “KOSLI”

Netaji Ka Hotel sey check out time 12:30 hain aur unhey abhi tak bus ka return ticket nahi mila hain.

Tension mein hain wapis kaisey ayengey.

Arey netaji aap tension kyun letey ho. Arey sansad phone karo helicopter apko leney aa jayega hi hi hi .

Chalo tension nahi leney ka aa wapis jarur ayougey..

Chotey shakil ka wada hain.. Usney apko time sey wapis laney ki supari kha li hain

Khulla Gang kuch fraud karney key mood mein hain.
Uski shuruwat Chotey Shakeel ney shuru kar di hain aaj. Mota Gangster apna motapa kam karney gaya hua hain.. Uskey aney key bad kuch nayee sajish rachi jayegi.

Tab tak key liey chota hi planning key according kam ko anjam dena shuru kar raha hain aaj.

Gang bana rahey.. Andhera kayam rahey

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