Alien Nation : The Alien of our office

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No Cables from now. Our office is now Wi Fi enabled with 512 Kbps of speed to 9 computers and working better than the messy cable networks.
HUDA using CCTV’s to stop corruption in their OWN office So the Haryana Urban Development Authority is now installing CCTV cameras in their own office to STOP the corruption going on in their office. This effort is a result of the complaints received from the residents of the HUDA sectors for the HUDA employee. We feel that this thing would have been done at the time of establishment of this department. This may have happened due to the presence of the large number of property agents and their close contact the HUDA officials. Now even the real estate consultants will be
One more addition in our office decor. We have got one big aquarium. It has two pair of gold fish, a pair of black gold fish, a pair of sugar fish, a sucker and a Shark. The movement of Fishes is looking awesome. I love my office more now. Wonderful interior of aquarium with a combination of air filter, heater, air pump, lights and good combination of plants, stones and small show items. Thanks to our team. :)
I personally feel that now the country should be given in the hands of the Supreme Court of India. They have much more talent to run the nation than our politicians. The murder cases, blast cases and even the issues of the SEZ are now in the hands of the court and I bet they have a better capability of solving the problems than the OFFICERS IN CHARGE.
One more progress in office All 10 Computers Monitors replaced by TFT. Its really cool to work on TFTs in comparison to LCD monitors. Huge power savings, no tension of load on inverters during power cuts, long backups. Practically now its Uninterrupted work for complete working hours.
Since you (the politicians) have no power (electricity) to give to us from your bloody hydro and thermal power plants, then let the nuclear power go ahead or get the electricity be privatized. You are just bloody an interruption in the progress of the nation. You know that you get votes from the farmer and the poor class and you don’t want them to grow at all and the best way you have found out is to cut the bloody electricity and let them starve. And every time when there is a an election, you are there with your foolish
Continuing to the nasty services provided by Eureka Forbes for my “Aqua guardâ€, we called up the Eureka Forbes Office today also and the Lady over there told that the services are handled by the Delhi Office. And above that, the lady told that we will have to arrange for the drilling machine and the plumber to get the work done. I asked that the lady that I get both of them, then why do I need your services, she told that this is the company policy and she can do nothing about it. If this is the company policy,
Now after the New Car, we are looking for a new office space, won’t prefer corporate parks as they don’t suit to the nature of our businesses. Problem is location, for Real Estate, we need a decent location, for IT we need an internet connection and for handicrafts, we need a display space. DLF is no good, coz of electricity problems and the traffic on the MG Road.
Eureka Forbes: what the hell! So, this is the continuation post of the pathetic services provided by Eureka Forbes. This time after 15 long days of waiting, finally a guy from Eureka Forbes came to reposition the machine. Eureka Forbes Rep: What is to be done? Customer: The machine is to be repositioned since the kitchen is under renovation. Eureka Forbes Rep: This is Plumber’s work. Customer: Then get the plumber and do the repositioning. Eureka Forbes Rep: The plumber will come from our head office in Delhi. Customer: Ok then ask him to come, he has not reached here from the last 15 days. Eureka Forbes Rep:
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