Salami top se hogi ……

Jab university main degree kar rahe the to hum bolte the “Waat chahe lag jaye lekin salami top se hogi”, sydney aaye to wahi phitur tha dimag main lekin kal utar gaya. Dost ne nayee gadi li to humne kaha bhai ek test drive lelein. 60 Km/Hr ki speed limit thi aur hum chala rahe the 90 Km/Hr pe. Sala police ki gadi peeche lag gayee aur love letter mil gaya 225$ ka, kal raat se need bhi nahin aa rahi hai soch soch ke lekin phir bhi SALAMI TOP SE HI HOGI kyon ki HUM NAHIN SUDHRENGE.